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Buying a TV!
A Chossid (Hassidic) goes into an electrical store and asks how much a certain TV set costs.
“I am sorry,” says the salesman “we don’t sell TV’s to Chassidim (Hassidics).”
The next day he goes back dressed in a Homburg and short jacket, payos (sidecurls) hidden and goes over to the same television set, “How much is this TV?” he says “I want to buy it”.
“I am sorry we don’t sell TV’s to Chassidim!”.
On the third day he returns, this time he has cut off his payos, shaved off his beard and dressed in jeans and a t-shirt. “How much is this TV?” he asks.
“I am sorry we don’t sell TV’s to Chassidim.”
“How do you know I am a Chossid?” he yells.
“Well sir, only Chassidim think microwaves are televisions.”
Submitted to KosherPages.com by Lippy.
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