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March 05 Kosherpages launches 

December 05 - KP goes national.

June 06 - KP launches business networking events

January 07 - 1st B2B tradeshow

January 08 - 1st Kosher Lifestyle Show

August 08 - Parent & child networking event at the Odeon Manchester

September 08
- Launch of new film review section

September 08 - KP announces The Fed as chosen charity for this year

November 08 - Launch of new Medical Blog By Dr. Martin Harris

March 09 - Kosher Lifestyle Show Manchester

March 09 - Launch of The Kosher Brochure

May 10 - New Owners of KosherPages

June 10 - New look KosherPages

July 10 - KosherPages expands to include Jewish communities nation wide

July 10 - Pick of the Week is introduced to KosherPages - A joke, a quote, a Dvar Torah and more

August 10 - KosherPages now has a Facebook group - come and join us!

November 10 - Your health matters is added to KosherPages

November 10 - New addition to KosherPages - Kosher Fitness column

January 11 - KosherPages introduces "Your Pix" to Pick of the Week

July 11 - Safety First section is added to KosherPages

November 11 - The KosherPages Facebook group reaches 1,000 members

November 11 - KosherPages introduces the monthly competition

March 12 - KosherPages introduces new style "Shabbos Times & More" email. Click here to subscribe.

 

 

 

Pinocchio's Paradox

Wednesday, 15th September 2010

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A job well done!

Thursday, 2nd September 2010

 

Performance Tyres!

Click here to view the video of the perfect tyre!

 

 

Glenfiddich 1937 single malt whisky

Thursday, 26th August 2010

 

Glenfiddich 1937 single malt whisky goes under the hammer for £25,200Kosherpages Image

The rare and well-aged Scotch almost reached a world record price at Bonhams on 16th June 2010 following an auction of rare whisky which made over £160,000 with 95% sold by value - with a clear star.

A bottle of Glenfiddich topped the sale at £25,200, in Edinburgh making it one of the most expensive bottles of whisky ever sold at auction - comparable to the world record of £29,400 which was paid in 2007 for a 19th century bottle of Bowmore. 

Appearing for the first time at auction, the whisky is described as having a bouquet of "newly dug peat, burnt leather, old books, leather and oak" and the taste of "treacle toffee, crème brûlée and toasted almonds."

A 70cl single malt distilled in 1937, it is one of only 61 bottles produced and was part of a batch of 10 bottles released in 2001.  Even the guide price of £15,000-20,000 proved to be an underestimate.

 

 

A clean desk - sign of an idle mind ... What is your desk like?

Thursday, 26th August 2010
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William F. Buckley, was the founder of National Review magazine, an author, lecturer, sailor, socialite, politics and pop icon.  He had the vocabulary of a mischievous lexicographer, "sparkling with phrases from distant eras,"

 

Kosherpages Image Nathan “Nat” Hentoff a Harvard grad is an American historian, novelist, jazz and country music critic and a syndicated columnist for United Media and formerly many other publications.
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Albert Einstein was a genius scientist and humanist and was responsible for the development of theory of relativity, photoelectric effect and Brownian motion. 

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Why the English language is so hard to learn

Thursday, 12th August 2010

 

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

There is no time like the present to present the present.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

On seeing the tear in the painting, I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Up!

Friday, 6th August 2010

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word,
and that is "UP." 

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list,
but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?
Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election
and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? 

We call UP our friends.
And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers
and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house
and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has real special meaning.
People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. 

And this UP is confusing:
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. 

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP,
look the word UP in the dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page
and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.
It will take UP a lot of your time,
but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding  UP.
When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.  
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP,
for now my time is UP, so............
Time to shut UP.......

 

Clever Answers

Thursday, 29th July 2010

 

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
 'What are my choices?' the man asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.

  
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The assistant replied, 'I'm afraid not, they're dead.'

 

 The policeman got out of his car and approached the boy racer he stopped for speeding.
'I've been waiting for you all day,' the bobby said.
The kid replied, 'Yes, well I got here as fast as I could.'
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

 

A  lorry driver was driving along on a country road.
A sign came up that  read ' Low Bridge Ahead.'
Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.
Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab
And said to the driver,
'Got stuck, eh?'
 The lorry driver said, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!'
 

A day out with the family

Thursday, 22nd July 2010

 

Now the nine days are over you may be looking for something to do with the family.

Click here for some good ideas

Journalism at its best - Actual headlines!

Thursday, 15th July 2010

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 

War Dims Hope for Peace 

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half  

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 

 

 

LET THE GAME BEGIN - CHABAD SLATED TO WIN THE WORLD CUP!

Thursday, 8th July 2010

“A better World is the goal,

Earth is our ball,

Every play can be the difference!

… Let the game begin!”

  

Please click on the link below and scroll down to the second picture to play funny and inspirational Chabad of Cape Town video!  Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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