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December 05 - KP goes national.

June 06 - KP launches business networking events

January 07 - 1st B2B tradeshow

January 08 - 1st Kosher Lifestyle Show

August 08 - Parent & child networking event at the Odeon Manchester

September 08
- Launch of new film review section

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November 08 - Launch of new Medical Blog By Dr. Martin Harris

March 09 - Kosher Lifestyle Show Manchester

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November 10 - Your health matters is added to KosherPages

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November 11 - KosherPages introduces the monthly competition

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Triathlon

Wednesday, 15th January 2020

Shul Business!

Friday, 10th January 2020

In a one-synagogue town, brothers Louie and Bernard embarrassed the Jewish community. Their business practices were ruthless, and socially speaking they were downright wicked

Worst of all, they whitewashed their sins with large contributions to the needy temple. Eventually the town's Jews were turned off by the hypocrisy, and membership dwindled.

Then the old rabbi died and a sharp, energetic rabbi took his place. He invigorated the prayer services with upbeat melodies, challenged his congregants to think deeply, and solicited their creativity for further initiatives.

He also spoke truth to power, telling Louie and Bernard they would not be welcome at services until they changed their ways. The brothers disappeared, and membership swelled.
A new building was soon needed, but no one else in the town had much money. The campaign would take years.
Then Louie died. Bernard approached the new rabbi. 
 Rabbi, I'll pay for the new building - all of it - if you  just speak at the funeral and say Louie was a mensch. 

The rabbi thought about it for a while, and took the check. 

The funeral was huge. Everyone showed up to see if the rabbi would really lie in order to fund the building. 

They all leaned forward as the rabbi grimly took the pulpit. 
 My friends, we're here today to bury a man who lived in this community for 70 years. What shall we say about him? Was he a kind man? Was he a good man? In truth, he cheated in business, he cheated on his taxes, he cheated on his wife, and he cheated at cards. But compared to his brother, he was a mensch! 

Avraham Fried!

Thursday, 2nd January 2020

 

Siri is replaced by Avraham Fried. 

 

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THIS HILARIOUS VIDEO

Healthy donut!

Thursday, 26th December 2019

Donuts

Friday, 20th December 2019

 

Donuts are not like antibiotics!

There is no need to take 2 a day for 8 days!

 

May contain nuts!

Friday, 13th December 2019

Serious leek!!!

Friday, 6th December 2019

Black Friday Special!

Thursday, 28th November 2019

 

 Black Friday Special !

 

Stay at home

and save 100%

Talking dog for sale

Friday, 22nd November 2019

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in.

“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.

“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”

The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on Earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”

The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”

Snowman for sale!

Thursday, 14th November 2019

 

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