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March 05 Kosherpages launches 

December 05 - KP goes national.

June 06 - KP launches business networking events

January 07 - 1st B2B tradeshow

January 08 - 1st Kosher Lifestyle Show

August 08 - Parent & child networking event at the Odeon Manchester

September 08
- Launch of new film review section

September 08 - KP announces The Fed as chosen charity for this year

November 08 - Launch of new Medical Blog By Dr. Martin Harris

March 09 - Kosher Lifestyle Show Manchester

March 09 - Launch of The Kosher Brochure

May 10 - New Owners of KosherPages

June 10 - New look KosherPages

July 10 - KosherPages expands to include Jewish communities nation wide

July 10 - Pick of the Week is introduced to KosherPages - A joke, a quote, a Dvar Torah and more

August 10 - KosherPages now has a Facebook group - come and join us!

November 10 - Your health matters is added to KosherPages

November 10 - New addition to KosherPages - Kosher Fitness column

January 11 - KosherPages introduces "Your Pix" to Pick of the Week

July 11 - Safety First section is added to KosherPages

November 11 - The KosherPages Facebook group reaches 1,000 members

November 11 - KosherPages introduces the monthly competition

March 12 - KosherPages introduces new style "Shabbos Times & More" email. Click here to subscribe.

 

 

 

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Right To Remain Silent

Wednesday, 27th February 2019

 

 

A couple of quickies!

Friday, 22nd February 2019

 

 

Got a taxi to the launderette.
Cost me £50 ! 

I felt like I’d been taken to the cleaners...

 

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I've got a pet newt, and I've named him Tiny.

Because...

He's my newt.

Daylight robbery!

Thursday, 14th February 2019

Book from IKEA!

Wednesday, 6th February 2019

Simple Addition!

Friday, 1st February 2019

 

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven!"

Teacher: "Johnny, where do you get seven from?!"

Johnny: "Because I have already got a cat!!!!"

The fourth ape ...

Wednesday, 23rd January 2019

A couple of short jokes!

Wednesday, 16th January 2019

 

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

 

 

I love jokes about the eyes.

The cornea the better

Strongest knot!

Tuesday, 8th January 2019

The Italian Chef

Thursday, 3rd January 2019

Alcohol!

Thursday, 27th December 2018

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